CAN’T LOSE FOLLOWERS YOU NEVER HAD.
Tracks
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
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Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”:
“Got Laid Parade”
Yes.
“stride of pride”
“post-cock walk”
“just-touched-a-butt strut”
“took off my pants dance”
“g-spot trot”
“had fun with the clit, time to split”
“Put my dick in her mouth, now to exit the house”
i stared at this gif for like 5 minutes before i clicked reblog
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if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
THAT WOULD BE A FUCKING PERFECT WORLD
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
but did you cry
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This is what happens when you fill a tub with packing peanuts… and ferrets.
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT MAN AYEEEEEEEEE
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